“ I can’t seem to keep dirt off my patio furniture. I clean them off, but within a week, they’re covered in dirt again from the air. I bought furniture covers… So, now I just have dirty covers, but that’s still kinda hard on the eye, dirty is dirty. Whenever I go over to other people’s house’s, they always seem to have clean patio furniture. ”
- a comedian in leather who is also a magician
